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FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	9507	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4378
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Items Found:	7422	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	166

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	1652	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	3775
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Emeralds Found:	1565	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Potions Brewed:	139	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!