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DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

all inclusive, Cozy, destination celebration, destination event, destination wedding, Etiquette, Fairness, financial fairness, financial responsibility, friend drama, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, group travel, hotel room, Inns, payment, resort, room cost, rude behavior, sharing, social norms, SPLIT, SplitCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7867
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade

casual dating, Challenges, Communication, CraftyLove, cultural shifts, DATING, dating apps, dating scene, dating trends, Difficulty, Expectations, long-term relationships, love, modern dating, online dating, Pew Research, relationships, romance, social media, societal norms, Technology, Traditional dating, Upgrade, US adults

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	1189
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.

Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.

MalalaCraft: Women Are Human!

activism, discrimination, education, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, girls education, Human, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Malala Yousafzai, MalalaCraft, Misogyny, Pakistan, social justice, Taliban, violence against women, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape da Taliban who dont think women r human beings! we got secret tunnels n hideouts to keep u safe while u build ur dream world! plus, Malala Yousafzai herself plays on dis server n she’ll teach u how to fight back with education n empowerment! come join us for a crazy adventure n stick it to da Taliban!

Fusion Peptide Fun Land

aids, antiretroviral therapy, antiviral, Broad, Fun, Fusion, fusion peptide, HIV-1, immune response, immune system, immunization, infection, Land, macaques, neutralization, peptide, Potent, research, retrovirus, shiv, simian, vaccine development, viral load, viral replication

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HangsterCraft

Adventure, Builder, challenge, Community, Creative, creative building, Creative mode, Economy, Epic cities, fun players, Growing world, HangsterCraft, Hangsterhaven, Island exploration, Minecraft, Plot, Plot building, Possibilities, Server, Skyblock, small island, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	6546

Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!

Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.

Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.

Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!

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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Craft, ddg, DEGenerarted Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, purity, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, stale bread, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!

And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?

Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.

Join us and experience the madness, bro!

No More Carpool Minecraft Server

bike, Boundaries, carpool, Communication, determination, friendship, friendship strain, Graduation, INCONVENIENCE, Late, Minecraft, punctuality, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Schedule, School, Selfishness, senior year, Server, setting boundaries, Time management, Transportation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Magic Items Found:	5385
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!