Kids Menu MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

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HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

Restaurant, kids menu, widowed mother, Birthday, CONSERVATIVE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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PeePooPals Minecraft Server

pet training, pet waste, dog owners responsibility, dog etiquette, property damage

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

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CraftyChicksOnly

Vanity, Preferences, shallowness, physical appearance, Superficiality

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

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GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

political tensions, gaza aid, international relations, emergency response, Report

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

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PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

civil rights, gender equality, Prison, sexual harassment, political activism

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

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Bedroom DistanceCraft

growing up, family, DistanceCraft, Kids, separation

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

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CraftyMelaninJoy

Trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, depression, racism

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

NeonARK, Prizes, Community, Support, Server

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
Explore & Discover	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Simpsons Marathon, Moogle Treasure Trove, final fantasy xiv, Dawntrail Info

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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