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Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	9894
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday, celebration, CONSERVATIVE, curly fries, dad, facebook, family, family friendly, Favorite, Grooming, Hooters, HootersBdayBash, ice cream, kids menu, late husband, lemon pepper wings, Minecraft, Restaurant, Server, Son, waitress, widowed mother, Wings

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	135
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Star Shards Collected:	290	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in hand and a crown made of emeralds on their head.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MommyLootSnatcher69

anger, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, Confrontation, Debts, executor, Expenses, family, forgiveness, Grief, Inheritance, Lifestyle, lying.., MommyLootSnatcher69, MONEY, overreacting, parents, Siblings, Trust, Vacations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Do you want to escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only betrayal you’ll face is from a sneaky creeper blowing up your house? Then join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Just like the inheritance in this story, our server is full of hidden treasures and surprises waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover a rare enchanted item that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And just like the mom in this tale, we promise to provide you with the best virtual experience possible. Our server is constantly updated with new features and challenges to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh, making it feel like one big happy family.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape, unwind, and have a blast, join our server today! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun.

HeartCraftForever

Beloved, cherished, childhood memories, classic, emotional connection, Enduring, Favorite, forever.., Gaming, HeartCraftForever, Heartwarming, Impactful, long-lasting, memorable, Nostalgia, sentimental, sentimental value, special place, Timeless, Treasured, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and you accidentally built a roller coaster that launched you straight into a herd of angry llamas? Yeah, that was a wild ride. Well, get ready for even more epic moments on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a server like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs). Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, a hidden village of talking chickens, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas, they still hold a grudge.

WarZoneCraft

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Islamic extremism, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, Terrorism, Truce, violence, War, WarzoneCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so like, u know how some servers are like, boring and stuff? well, not this one! this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. but get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent for the creepers, trying to take over the world one block at a time. it’s up to you and your squad to stop them and save the day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and lava pits.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ScoopCraftIceCream

Carton, dessert, Dining, dishware, Durable, eating utensils, firm, frozen treat, heavy duty, ice cream, indulgence, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, long handle, Metal spoons, scoop, ScoopCraftIceCream, silverware, solid, stainless steel, Utensil

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	3437	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where metal spoons turn into ice cream scoopers! imagine the chaos as you try to mine with a spoon only to have it turn into a delicious treat! it’s a wild ride of confusion and dessert cravings. plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

ThriveCraft

Economy, Survival, Survival server SMP Wilderness Player-driven economy Adventure Trading PVP Building Exploration Community Mining Crafting Redstone Enchanting Farming Quests Dungeons Modpack Creative Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4920	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Embark on a thrilling survival adventure in our SMP server, where you’ll brave the wilderness, build shelters, and trade for resources in a bustling player-driven economy!

216.245.176.205

ShogunMC (BRAND NEW MAP!)

BRAND NEW MAP, Crates, Discord, donator ranks, Economy, Free Ranks, great community, great staff, MCMMO, new map, Quests, ShogunMC, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

BRAND NEW MAP!ShogunMCfree ranksdonator ranksNew mapmcmmoeconomysurvivalquestsdiscordcratesgreat staffgreat community

Come join our great community, we just had a map reset and are ready for new players!

shogunmc.com

””RussianCraft Server””

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and witness the epic battles of the nafo seethe threads as they clash with the hohols in a never-ending war for dominance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the worm on the dance floor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there!

Erdtree’s Shadow Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Beat It, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Erdtrees, FANTASY, game challenges, game completion, game critique, game design, game difficulty, game enjoyment, game frustration, Game Mechanics, game satisfaction, Gaming Community, Minecraft, mixed feelings, player opinions, RPG, Server, Shadow, Shadow of the Erdtree, video game review

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boring bosses that just suck the fun out of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the bosses are so outrageous, they’ll have you questioning your sanity. From giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes to evil llamas that can summon tornadoes, our bosses will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

WeddingWarp Minecraft Server

accusations, babysitter, best man, bridal party, caught in the middle, child-free, children, concerns, dictate, Distance, drive separately, family, hour, hour and a half, leaving early, Minecraft, Overnight, reception, Server, solution, Trust, Wedding, WeddingWarp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being caught between family drama and wedding obligations? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual escape from real-life bridezilla moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, just like this poor husband caught between a rock and a hard place. Will you make it to the reception on time? Will you be able to leave early without causing a scene? The drama unfolds in our virtual world!

With child-free zones and crazy wedding rules, our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs a babysitter when you can just log on and play Minecraft all night?

So come on, join us and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitters along the way!