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Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

Critics, goyslop, HARD, hard rock, Kids, kids menu, launches, Meal, mealtime, menu, messi, Minecraft, Rock, Ronaldo Burger, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday, celebration, CONSERVATIVE, curly fries, dad, facebook, family, family friendly, Favorite, Grooming, Hooters, HootersBdayBash, ice cream, kids menu, late husband, lemon pepper wings, Minecraft, Restaurant, Server, Son, waitress, widowed mother, Wings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

CraftySaverTips

budgeting advice, budgeting hacks, cost-cutting strategies, CraftySaverTips, efficiency tricks, financial hacks, financial tips, frugal living, frugal tips, life hacks, money management, money saving, money-saving hacks, productivity tips, Resourcefulness, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time management skills, time saving hacks, time-saving tips

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has diamonds raining from the sky! Yes, you heard that right, RAINING DIAMONDS! Join now and never worry about running out of bling again. Plus, our server has a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, crumble, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, Minecraft, Orbán, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	164	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree

10 days, Access, authoritarianism, blocktopia, Censorship, civil liberties, decree, decree signing, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, information control, internet, Maduro, Maduros, media blackout, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, restrictions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	5053
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	4645
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MeteorManiaCraft

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, atmosphere, atmospheric entry, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic events, longer trails, Meteor Showers, meteorite study, MeteorManiaCraft, meteoroid analysis, meteors, researchers, Science, shooting lower, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Trails

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crops Grown:	2349	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where meteors shoot lower in the atmosphere and leave looong trails behind them like a snail on steroids. it’s like a cosmic fireworks show every day, except instead of fireworks it’s giant space rocks hurtling towards the ground. but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor to protect you. plus, the meteor showers make for great mining opportunities – who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a flaming space rock crashing down next to you? so come on over and join the fun, just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to ride the meteors down to earth. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

OtterSMP

Balanced Economy, Cross-Play, Custom Artwork, Custom Builds, Custom Features, custom gameplay, custom models, Custom Plugins, custom structures, Dungeon Loot, Dungeons, Economy, engaging events, exciting gameplay, fair treatment, Large Castles, Ongoing Storyline, Professional staff, PvE, Storyline, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp, weekly events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!

▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.ottersmp.com

Minecraft Civil Wars Server! Where factions battle it out in vanilla chaos!

Access, battle, bedrock, better hosting, Chaos, Civil, civilizations discord server, discord server, English, Event, Factions, get it up and running, Hosting, Invite Link, java, java and bedrock, Java and factions, members, Minecraft, multiple days, Other, Players, Server, Sessions, Vanilla, vanilla with 50 players, Wars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Minecraft Civilizations Discord Server Overview

Server Type	Civilizations
Players	50 (vanilla), expanding to 100+ (modded)
Supported Versions	Java and Bedrock, primarily Java
Session Duration	4 hours to multiple days
Language	English preferred
Discord Invite Link	Join now!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Minecraft civilizations discord server.
How many players does the server support?	Initially 50 for vanilla, expanding to 100+ for modded gameplay.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Both Java and Bedrock, but Java is the primary focus.
How long are the gaming sessions?	Sessions can range from 4 hours to multiple days.
What language is preferred on the server?	English is preferred for communication.
Where can I join the server?	You can join using the following Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/tPRxd2BB4q

MathCraft Server: It’s the Closest!

analytical thinking, calculations, career, Challenging, CLOSEST, critical thinking, education, field of work, job satisfaction, Logic, magician, Mathcraft, Mathematician, Mathematics, Numbers, numerical analysis, problem solving, problem-solving skills, quantitative reasoning, rewarding, Server, skill development, STEM

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	6787	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of crunching numbers and feeling like a boring old accountant? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a mathematical wizard, casting spells with your equations and summoning numbers to do your bidding.

Our server is like Hogwarts for math nerds, where you can duel with fellow players using calculus and trigonometry. Who needs a wand when you have a TI-84 Plus in your inventory?

But beware, there are dark forces at play in this server. The evil Ender Dragon has stolen all the prime numbers and hidden them in his lair. It’s up to you and your math skills to defeat him and restore order to the numerical universe.

So come join us and prove that mathematics is truly the most magical field of work. Who needs a wand when you have a calculator?