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KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Pixelated PC Paradise: Where Creeper Meets CPU

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is to have a gaming PC that’s so powerful, it can handle a RTX 4070 without breaking a sweat.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and challenges players to a dance-off instead of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s see if your machine can handle the madness that awaits you.

Blocky McBlockface

animation, Anime, art style, blocky, controversy, Creative, debate, discussion, How do you feel?, Industry, innovation, japanese animation, McBlockface, MODERN, opinion, ROTO STARK, rotoscoped animation, Technique, Traditional, trend, Unique, Visual

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!

MoodCraft: Where emotions are your deadliest weapon!

assuming emotions, Authenticity, being free to be yourself, benefit, deadliest, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, emotions, Emotions as weapons, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Manipulation, MoodCraft, personal growth, presuming emotions, psychological tactics, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, societal norms, subverting social standards, supplanting emotions, weapon

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	3634	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to subvert social standards and be your true, chaotic self!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, presuming and supplanting emotions in other players to benefit ourselves. Need someone to build you a house? Just assume they’ll do it for you! Want to raid someone’s base? Just pretend to be their long-lost cousin! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But why do we do it, you ask? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why! Who needs boring old rules and norms when you can shake things up and have a good laugh in the process? So come on, join us and let’s cause some mayhem together. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about yourself along the way. Or not, who cares, let’s just have fun!

Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	4596
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	286
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	2275
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3879	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!