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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8090 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
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