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TVBedWars

#venting, apologies, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family traditions, in-laws, kids bedtime, noise levels, parenting, Respect, sibling relationships, sleeping arrangements, TVBedWars, vacation etiquette, vacation home

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	136	Void Gems Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, late-night TV battles, and passive-aggressive apologies.

Experience the thrill of moving your virtual kids upstairs in a virtual house because your virtual in-laws are too busy watching virtual TV to consider your virtual bedtime needs. Will you side with the in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, this server will keep you on your toes (or on your mattress as you carry it up two flights of stairs). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family vacation showdown in Minecraft!

BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers

#sustainability, berlin, BerlinCraft, climate change, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Energy Transition, environmental issues, european union, foreign policy, germany, global warming, Government, Hammers, international relations, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥

build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪

come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟

Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ores Mined:	7551	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	234
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2152	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1698	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	152

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!