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KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4507	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CreeperBeats & SheepTunes

CreeperBeats, music collaboration, SheepTunes, surprising duet, surprising music collaboration, surprising music duo, surprising music partnership, surprising musical collaboration, unconventional music collab, unexpected collaboration, unexpected music duo, unexpected music fusion, unexpected music pairing, unexpected music partnership, unexpected musical fusion, unique music collaboration, unique music duo, unique musical pairing, unusual music collaboration, unusual music duo

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Justin Bieber and Mozart teamed up to create the most epic soundtrack for your gaming experience? Well, look no further because on our server, these two musical legends have joined forces to serenade you while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Join now for a chance to hear the sweet sounds of Bieber and Mozart harmonizing as you build your dream castle in the sky. Trust us, it’s a collab you never knew you needed until now!

ATACMS Apocalypse: Kyiv Edition

ammunition shortage, Apocalypse, ATACMS, ATACMS missiles, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, Edition, international news, kyiv, Military, Military operations, military stockpile, military strategy, military technology, missile inventory, missile supply, NYT, political tensions, Reports, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECUZ WE GOT MORE ATACMS MISSILES THAN KYIV!!! NYT BE LYIN’, WE GOT SO MANY MISSILES WE CAN BLOW UP DA WHOLE BLOCKS IN STYLE!!! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA EXPLOSIONS, IT’S LIT AF!!! WHO NEEDS KYIV WHEN U CAN HAVE OUR MISSILES, AMIRITE??? #BOOMBOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Nudists Don’t Have Private Parts

body acceptance, body confidence, body positivity, clothing optional, dont, embracing nudity, freedom, naturism, nonsexual nudity, nudism community, nudist beaches, nudist culture, nudist lifestyle, nudist movement, nudist philosophy, nudist resorts, nudists, parts, Private, private parts, public nudity, self-acceptance, social nudity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where nudists roam free and don’t have private parts! why cover up when you can let it all hang out in the virtual world? no need for clothes, just pure pixelated freedom! watch out for the creeper though, he might get a little too excited by all the nudity. come join the fun and see who can build the biggest pixelated…um…thing! naked and proud, that’s how we roll on this server!

Crafty Connection: Unshakable Societal Relations

behavioral patterns, Connection, Crafty, Cultural differences, diverse societies, Diversity, group dynamics, group identity, Human Behavior, intergroup relations, psychological effect, psychological research, relations, Similarity-attraction, Social Cohesion, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, Social Science, Societal, societal integration, societal norms, unshakable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally awesome because, like, you’ll be attracting all the cool peeps just by being yourself! It’s like a psychological phenomenon or something, but don’t worry about all that science stuff. Just know that you’ll be making friends left and right because you’re just that awesome.

Join this server and you’ll be contributing to our understanding of intergroup relations in diverse societies. Yeah, you’ll be like a pioneer in the Minecraft world, forging friendships and alliances that will go down in history. Plus, you’ll get to build the most epic bases and go on crazy adventures with your new besties.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of something bigger than yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join the server and have a blast!

Eternal SMP

Adventure, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Empire, ETERNAL, Exploration, Fishing, Loot, Minigames, Mining, MONEY, multiplayer, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, Treasures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Eternal SMP Minecraft Server

🌟 Join Eternal SMP – A New Minecraft Server! 🌟

Looking for a fresh SMP to play on? Eternal SMP is brand-new and packed with fun features like:

Features
Pyrofishing – Catch rare fish and earn awesome rewards!
PyroMining – A revamped mining experience with unique mechanics!
Economy – Trade, earn money, and build your empire!
Crates – Open crates for epic loot!
Custom Bosses – Battle challenging, one-of-a-kind bosses for exclusive treasures!
Community – A friendly server where everyone is welcome.

🎮 How to Join:

Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com Server Port: 25565 Version: Minecraft 1.20 – 1.21.1

Start your adventure today on Eternal SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com and Port: 25565 with Minecraft version 1.20 – 1.21.1
What unique features does the server offer?	Eternal SMP offers features like Pyrofishing, PyroMining, an Economy system, Crates, Custom Bosses, and a welcoming Community.
Are there any rewards for playing on Eternal SMP?	Yes, players can earn rewards by catching rare fish, mining with unique mechanics, and battling custom bosses for exclusive treasures.
Is the server beginner-friendly?	Yes, Eternal SMP welcomes players of all skill levels and provides a friendly environment for everyone to enjoy.

EuroCraft Invention 1.20.4

1.20.4, creativity, Cutting Edge, design, Development, discovery, Engineering, EuroCraft, European, European invention, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, invention, MODERN, new, new invention, progress, research, Science, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
New Chunks Explored:	777530	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual paradise for all you blocky adventurers out there.

First off, the community is lit AF – you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “creeper”. And the mods? They’re like wizards, casting spells to make your gameplay experience magical.

But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. From towering castles to underwater cities, you’ll be exploring for days on end.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’re talking epic battles, treasure hunts, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyJudgements

Appearance, attitude, Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, Body language, clothing, communication style, confidence level, eye contact, facial expressions, first impressions, Grooming, handshake, instant judgment, Manners, personality traits, Posture, Social Skills, tone of voice, VALUES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Ores Mined:	6045
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9293
Star Shards Collected:	118	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Do you judge someone based on their skin color, their clothes, or their taste in music? Well, on our Minecraft server, we judge people based on their ability to build the most epic roller coasters in the game! That’s right, if you can’t handle the loops, twists, and turns of our insane roller coaster challenges, then you might as well pack up your blocks and go home. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the Roller Coaster King (or Queen) of our wacky world!

TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!

aid, Assistance, Charity, Contribution, Development, donation, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, Infrastructure, international relations, medical facility, Renovating, renovation, Server, solidarity, Support, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Ukraine, US$5 million

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.

join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.

and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

CraftyPutinCrashApology

Accountability, air travel, Apologises, Apology, aviation safety, Condolences, condolences to victims, CraftyPutinCrashApology, diplomatic incident, Fault, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political fallout, public relations, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

MineWild

active community, aquatic mobs, beginner friendly, crate armor, crate tools, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Features, custom furniture, Custom Tools, easy difficulty, end dimension, ender ore, friendly server, minewild, multiplayer, player-friendly, smp, Survival, unique additions, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7190	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.