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KidneyCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	899344	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

CraftyPurchases

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	284
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Farms Harvested:	174	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4836	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ores Mined:	3196	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8176
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!