Kidney disease Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

cat care, cat wellness, chronic kidney disease, CKD, Dietary Magnesium, feline diet, feline health, feline renal disease, Kidney disease, kidney function, kidney health, magnesium, magnesium intake, magnesium levels, magnesium supplements, meowcraft, mixup, older cats, pet care, pet nutrition, renal function, renal support, senior pets

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1221	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	5928
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

Skyblock with Mods: Not Your Mama’s Vanilla Server!

backups, Community, Dedicated, Discord, encouraged, Info, Items, mamas, Modded, modpacks, Mods, NVMe, planned, RAM, regular players, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla, Vote, Website

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Spawn	Player-created
Banned Items	Discouraged but not banned
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe
Join Discord	Join Discord
Website	More Info

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	Anyone can join, just join our Discord to get started!
Are there banned items on the server?	Some items are discouraged but not banned.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or unfair p2w advantages.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

character design, character transformations, cosplay inspiration, digital identities, fan reactions, fantasy world, final fantasy xiv, game graphics, Gaming Community, look like THAT, Minecraft, mmorpg, online entertainment, online gaming, Player Customization, Server, SisCraft, surprised reactions, unexpected appearances, Video game characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, XIVsisters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, the XIVsisters look like absolute QUEENS! With their fabulous outfits and killer dance moves, you’ll never want to leave their side. Plus, rumor has it they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the server – if you can find it, you’ll be rolling in riches! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with the XIVsisters – you won’t regret it!

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinema, film analysis, film critique, film discussion, film rating, film review, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kino rating, kino review, KinoCraft, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, Movie Rating, movie review, Server, was it kino

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Ores Mined:	7760
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing exploding sheep at them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on ours? Come join us and see for yourself if it’s “kino” enough for you!

HOA Bus Minecraft Server

bus, Communication, Contact, Hoa, HOA fine, knock on door, letter, market, Minecraft, neighbors, new house, Note, phone number, property damage, Repair, resolution, response, river rock, Server, shared grass, SoD, Sprinklers, texas

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with neighbors who mess with your property! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles against pesky HOA members and unruly neighbors.

Picture this: you come home to find your shared grass area torn up and replaced with sod in the middle of summer. The audacity! But fear not, on our server, you can seek revenge by building a fortress made entirely of river rock to protect your precious land.

Take matters into your own hands as you strategize how to confront your neighbors in the virtual world. Will you send them a strongly worded letter demanding they fix your sprinkler head, or will you unleash a horde of angry villagers on their pixelated house? The choice is yours!

Don’t worry about the HOA breathing down your neck for the dead grass, on our server, we have your back. Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate the treacherous waters of neighborly disputes in the world of Minecraft!

HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

aita, anxiety, approachable, calming down, child’s emotions, child’s fear, child’s first haircut, child’s name, children, crying, fear, fear tactics, hair cutting, haircut anxiety, HaircutCraft, NoFearKids, parenting, pushing boundaries, refusal, staff room, tattooed

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	487
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice from mentors, advice worth following, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, guidance, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, Server, success tips, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ExCraftedHeartache

10. moving on, 11. toxic relationship, 12. closure, 13. healing process, 14. self-care, 15. letting go, 16. forgiveness, 17. starting over, 18. self-reflection, 19. closure, 2. Breakup, 20. relationship trauma, 3. betrayal, 4. heartbreak, 5. cheating, 6. lies, 7. emotional abuse, 8. manipulation, 9. trust issues, ex, ExCraftedHeartache

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2107
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up anger by blowing up your ex’s virtual house with TNT! That’s right, no more heartbreak, just explosive revenge in block form. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to your ex and sacrifice a diamond block, you’ll be blessed with good luck in finding your next Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ex-blasting begin!

CreeperCarnageCraft

Conflict, CreeperCarnageCraft, current events, Deal, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, formal, Hamas, hostage deal, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Politics, REJECTED, rejection, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

omg u guys u gotta join this server its like so lit like a creeper on fire lol. we got diamonds for days and pigs that can fly, like for real tho. one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back, and it was like the coolest thing ever.

we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. and don’t even get me started on the parties we throw, they’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out with us.

plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always willing to help out. so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle or a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, you won’t regret it.

EcoSpeedCraft: Quiet & Fast!

#Automotive, #sustainability, acceleration, attention seeking, car industry, common, eco-friendly, EcoSpeedCraft, electric cars, electric motors, electric vehicles, Environment, Fast, Future, green living, innovation, noise pollution, Quiet, renewable energy, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Towns Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Animals Bred:	52	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our minecraft server and escape the impending doom of silent electric cars taking over the world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the electric car overlords and plot your revenge.

build your own electric car in minecraft and race against other players to see who can out-accelerate the silent killers.

we also have a special plugin that allows you to turn any mob into an electric car, so you can ride around on a creeper or a zombie while blasting past your enemies.

join now before it’s too late and the electric cars take over for good!

BridgeCraft: DNA Edit Pro

advanced gene editing, biotechnology, Bridge editing, BridgeCraft, CRISPR, CRISPR technology, CRISPR/Cas9, Dna, DNA alteration, DNA manipulation, edit, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification advancements, genetic modification techniques, genetic modification technology, genetic modification tools, genome editing, precision gene editing, PRO

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5950	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	57
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it could alter your DNA better than CRISPR? Well, look no further cuz we got that bridge editing swag up in here!

Our server is so wild, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. We’ve got bridges that can teleport you to different dimensions, where you can battle mutant creepers and ride on flying pigs. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

And get this, our community is so crazy cool, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of Minecraft wizards. We have weekly tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (jk, but wouldn’t that be epic?).

So come join us on this wild ride of bridge editing madness. Who knows, you might just come out of it with superpowers or at least a killer base design. See you on the flip side, gamers!