Kidney Disease MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockCraft: Heart Attack Reduction

Attack, Heart, diabetes, health, Breakthrough

OMG u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like taking a magical potion that reduces ur chances of heart attacks and strokes by 23%!!! It’s like ur character in the game becomes invincible, like a superhero with superpowers! Forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a pill and u’ll be unstoppable in the virtual world! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior with the power of Sotagliflozin medication! Your enemies won’t know what hit them, cuz u’ll be too busy slaying dragons and saving the virtual world from destruction! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a Minecraft legend!

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Piggy Transplant Fun Server

organ donation, gene editing, transplant, rejection, Fun

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where pigs are genetically modified to give u kidneys? well, look no further cuz our server got u covered! imagine having a pig kidney in ur body, functioning like a champ and making u feel like a million bucks.

join us and experience the thrill of having a pig kidney that has undergone 69 gene edits to reduce rejection by ur body. u’ll be cutting creatine levels like nobody’s business and feeling healthier than ever before.

so come on, join our server and let those gene-edited pig kidneys work their magic on u. who needs dialysis when u can have a pig kidney doing all the heavy lifting for u? it’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it!

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KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

cat, pancreatitis, ink everywhere, rope, guy

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

renal function, kidney function, magnesium supplements, cat care, magnesium intake

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

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BreathalyzerCraft

diagnosis improvement, Medical research, low cost, healthcare advancement, disease prevention

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

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DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

long-term consequences, kidney function, brain health, confounding factors, dementia

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

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DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

mental health disorders, DepressionCraft, physical health, mental illness, Kidney disease

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

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My High School Minecraft Club! Only the Chosen Ones Allowed!

interview, Community, HIGH, Allowed, freshman

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name PHS Minecraft Club

Meeting Date Thursday, September 12th

Meeting Time 3:05 PM

Location Room 337

FAQ:

1. What is PHS Minecraft Club?

PHS Minecraft Club is a community for students who play Minecraft and other games to come together, play on the server, and participate in minigames.

2. Who can join PHS Minecraft Club?

Anyone within the age range of up to 25 years old who is willing to follow the rules and be respectful is welcome to join.

3. Is the server monitored for inappropriate content?

Yes, the server strives to maintain a safe and friendly environment. Any inappropriate content will be promptly addressed by the server moderators.

4. Is PHS Minecraft Club affiliated with the school?

While the club is created by a senior student at the school, it is not officially affiliated with the school. As long as the club follows the rules and does not disclose the school’s name, there should be no issue.

5. How can I join PHS Minecraft Club?

If you are interested in joining, you can message starcross72 on Discord for an interview to join the club.

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Crafty Tranny Minecraft Server

LGBTQ, Diversity, workplace etiquette, non-binary, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with jawed cavemen who are ready to show you a good time. And don’t worry about being short, our server is perfect for players of all heights – even if you’re only 5’1″! Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a caveman who’s more than meets the eye. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Top 2 Guys Rivalry Over Minecraft SMP

Legends, milestone, Rivalry, guys, milestone achievement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the WWE of Minecraft SMPs, with drama and rivalries that rival Rock and Austin themselves. Join us and witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a surprise betrayal or two. Who needs wrestling when you can watch our players go head-to-head in epic build-offs and PVP showdowns? So come on, join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!

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Server Name	PHS Minecraft Club
Meeting Date	Thursday, September 12th
Meeting Time	3:05 PM
Location	Room 337

Kidney Disease

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ:

1. What is PHS Minecraft Club?

2. Who can join PHS Minecraft Club?

3. Is the server monitored for inappropriate content?

4. Is PHS Minecraft Club affiliated with the school?

5. How can I join PHS Minecraft Club?