🔥Kidney disease Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1793	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

cat care, cat wellness, chronic kidney disease, CKD, Dietary Magnesium, feline diet, feline health, feline renal disease, Kidney disease, kidney function, kidney health, magnesium, magnesium intake, magnesium levels, magnesium supplements, meowcraft, mixup, older cats, pet care, pet nutrition, renal function, renal support, senior pets

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	190
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Towns Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crops Grown:	1105
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9530
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Potions Brewed:	161	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	50247	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!