Kidney MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CrazyCraft: Kidney Edition

mental health, Edition, Chronic illness, psychological disorders, major depression

join our minecraft server and escape from the madness of real life! our server is like therapy for your brain, except instead of talking about your feelings, you’re building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, you can join forces with the talking cows to stop them in their tracks.

if you’re feeling down, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or create a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Trials, solution, FDA, research, Breakthrough

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

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SmokeCraft: Kidney Risk Fun

kidney damage, long-term effects, CKD, confounding factors, kidney health

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build kidney-shaped houses to avoid chronic kidney disease! 🤣🏠

Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎

Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow

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Sherpa Kidney Crafters

Sherpa physiology, Crafters, kidney, kidney function, high altitude research

join our epic minecraft server where we climb mountains like sherpa dudes with super kidneys. our blood is so acclimatized, we can reach heights of 4,300 meters in no time. come join us and level up your kidney game, bro. who needs oxygen when you have kidneys like ours? let’s conquer the highest peaks and show those lowlanders how it’s done. trust us, you won’t need a breath of fresh air when you’re on our server. come join the kidney club and reach new heights in minecraft.

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PixelPotty Panic Server

environmental pollution, BLADDER, microplastic detection, water safety concerns, urinary tract

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

overpriced beer, resellers, Ripped off, treated like shit, ridiculous prices

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

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VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

chronic disease, animal proteins, renal function, Protection, Effectiveness

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

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Nui’s Minecraft Madness Server

cute, gift, adorable, Anime, plush toy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so adorable you’ll want to give up your kidney for an official plush toy of them! Imagine cuddling up with a Creeper or snuggling with a Skeleton – it’s the ultimate in Minecraft merch madness! Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game plushies and show off your kidney-saving dedication to cuteness. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cuddly Enderman by your side? Join now and let the plushie madness begin!

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Locust Swarm Simulator

Asia, food crops, desert locust, environmental impact, insect behavior

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Infinity Isles

Vanilla, Staff, smp, Whitelist, Donation perks

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game