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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
