Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.
But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?
On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.
Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?
So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.
Unlike real life, on our server, you won’t have to argue with parents about the safety hazards of having children around power tools. You can build to your heart’s content without any worries about liability or distractions.
Join now and experience the freedom of creating without the hassle of dealing with real-life drama. Who needs kids running around when you can have a peaceful and productive building experience? Come join us and leave the chaos behind!
185.107.194.81:12976
| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
|---|---|
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT | 19132 |
This Minecraft server is hosted in Sydney, providing a lag-free experience for players in Australia and New Zealand. It offers old school PvP, raiding opportunities, skill building, and a friendly player base.
All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, allowing them to teleport within the survival world and start playing immediately. The server has a proximity voice chat feature enabled and promises no lag for Oceanic players.
Features:
A: The server IP is murkpvp.sparked.network.
A: Yes, the server offers old school factions without claims, stackable and upgradable spawners, player-based auctions, combat pets, and no pay to win system.
A: If you are experienced in handling plugins and interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message on Discord to inquire about the positions.
Not only do we have epic builds and mini-games, but we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest Pepe memes. Rumor has it that if you collect them all, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudrick. Join us in our quest to appease Spudrick and receive his blessings of infinite diamonds and enchanted gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme-filled adventures begin! And remember, always praise Spudrick the Potato King.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your niece appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc in your virtual world. She’s throwing blocks left and right, causing chaos wherever she goes. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a fortress strong enough to withstand even the most mischievous of nieces.
And if by chance your niece manages to break your virtual laptop (yes, we have those in Minecraft too), don’t worry! Our community is here to support you, unlike that unempathetic sister of yours. We’ll help you repair your virtual belongings and get back to building epic structures in no time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who needs sisters who won’t pay for broken laptops when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s craft and laugh together, because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not hearts.
Join us for epic quests to find the last remaining Twinkie on Earth, build a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from the radioactive mutant chickens, and participate in our weekly dance-off competitions with the ghosts of famous celebrities.
So come on down to our server and be the ultimate survivor in a world gone mad! Just remember to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re always up to no good.
Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.
IP: 172.96.164.101:25583
Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)
Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.
By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.
There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads
Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc
We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details
172.96.164.101:25583
Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.
True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.
Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.
Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.
Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
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