Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.
But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?
On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.
Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?
So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.
Unlike real life, on our server, you won’t have to argue with parents about the safety hazards of having children around power tools. You can build to your heart’s content without any worries about liability or distractions.
Join now and experience the freedom of creating without the hassle of dealing with real-life drama. Who needs kids running around when you can have a peaceful and productive building experience? Come join us and leave the chaos behind!
Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.
| Server Name | Townscraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Features | Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server |
Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.
A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.
A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.
A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.
We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!
And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!
Join us and escape the drama of family events where kids are excluded for not being old enough to drink. Our server is a safe haven for all, where everyone is welcome to build, explore, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we promise not to judge you for not having a plus one – after all, who needs a date when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?
So come on over and join the craziest, most inclusive Minecraft server around. Who needs family drama when you have virtual worlds to conquer? Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together – because on our server, everyone is family.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Think you have what it takes to navigate through our maze of madness and claim the ultimate prize? Only the bravest and most cunning players will make it out alive.
So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience with some crazy shenanigans, join us today! Who knows, you might just make some unforgettable memories (or enemies) along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual riches in hopes of striking it big. Just be careful not to anger the diamond golem bouncers, they don’t take kindly to cheaters.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our exclusive yacht club where you can sail the high seas in style aboard your very own yacht made entirely of emeralds. Just watch out for the pesky pirate skeletons who are always looking to steal your loot.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and live the high life without the high price tag. Who needs real wealth when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams?
| Features |
|---|
| Vanilla gameplay: No land claims, TPA or any teleports |
| Long-term world: Keeping the world active for a long time |
| Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and anticheat |
We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.
The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.
Interested? You can apply to join on our discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this a whitelist-only server? | Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. |
| Are there any land claims on the server? | No, we do not have land claims on the server. |
| What plugins are used on the server? | We only use Coreprotect and anticheat plugins. |
| Can players use TPA or teleport commands? | No, we do not have TPA or any teleport commands enabled. |
| Do you have a specific timezone preference for players? | We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag. |