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Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	855
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉

MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	New Chunks Explored:	677448

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?

Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

Pixel Paintball – Splatoon Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with ink-splattering adventures and squid-tastic fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant baby chicks, tiny li’l bunnies, and fierce bear cubs. They had to choose a side in the epic Splatfest battle, where the fate of the world was at stake! And guess what? Team Bear Cubs emerged victorious, earning a conch shell as a prize!

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches and events, like the Fresh Season that’s currently running until 5/31. And if you’re looking for some insider info, our build analyzer and pool code will help you dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of ink-splattering madness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1431	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	591033

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

YuriCraft: Confessions and Creepers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to ride the llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And trust us, these chickens are no joke – they have armor made out of diamonds and swords made out of enchanted obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon, who will serenade you with his beautiful singing voice as you fight to defeat him. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Girlcock Kingdom: Where We Appreciate All Shapes and Sizes!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	1986
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7391

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate all things girlcock! Why settle for regular chickens when you can have girlcocks strutting around your virtual world? Join us for a wild ride filled with feathers, clucks, and a whole lot of attitude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate with a coop full of those bad boys!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the cock-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

ShakespeareCraft: To Mine or Not to Mine, That is the Question!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3188
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for Oxfordians and Stratfordians alike! Join now for a chance to settle the age-old debate once and for all in epic Shakespearean battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground Redstone society that worships a giant block of cheese! Rumor has it that whoever can find the cheese will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

If that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a Herobrine theme park where you can ride roller coasters made of TNT and play mini-games like “Spleef with the Devil”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nijisanji’s Loyal Miners: The Minecraft Server of Mystery

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	296	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the loyalty to Nijisanji is stronger than diamond armor! Join us on this sinking ship (but don’t worry, we have plenty of lifeboats) for a wild adventure filled with lolzy moments and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the founder of our server once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a pixel art statue of our favorite minecraft YouTuber using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.

So come join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky endermen). Who knows, you might just become so loyal to our server that you’ll never want to leave, even if it’s sinking!