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Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	3652	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2148	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4999	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	124

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	534645
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	3406	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	940
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!