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ChoreCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, CAR, ChoreCraft, Cooking, DATING, deep cleaning, Drama-free, end the relationship, Gaming, hobbies, household chores, juggling, Kiddo, Laundry, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romantic partner, roommates, sacrifice, Server, work from home

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.

Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!

And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

DealbreakerCraft

Agreement, AITAH, BRIBE, cleaned house, cleaning house, Deal, DealbreakerCraft, frightened, Kiddo, Leave, mother’s day, movies, partner, Pg13, Questioned, reddit, Scared, scary movie, shook on it, Terrified, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	10
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

iPadRuinerCraft

American accent, child behavior, child development, child health, child neglect, Child Psychology, Communication, cultural identity, digital devices, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, iPad addiction, iPadRuinerCraft, parenting, parenting choices, screen time, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, Social Skills, technology use

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	115
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget to eat, sleep, or even talk to your friends and family? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate level of obsession with our virtual world.

Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.

RocketRascalsMC

civilian casualties, civilian clothes, civilian disguise, Conflict, extremism, gaza, Hamas, Hamas rockets, humanitarian area, international news, Israel, Khan Yunis, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Political unrest, RocketRascalsMC, Rockets, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they launch rockets from humanitarian areas while wearing civilian clothes? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! come join us for some crazy adventures and chaotic fun. who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the madness!

DeadMc Network

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, java edition, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, News, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	603	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Villages Defended:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.

play.deadmc.xyz

Nohair

admins, China, Chinese, Chinese server, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hacks, kill, massacre, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohair, overpowered items., pirated accounts, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck

nohair.top

Minecraft Server: BoomerCraft

30 year old, Alcoholic, anorexia, Aspie, bills, BoomerCraft, Conversation, cost of living, death, mentally ill, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Mother, NEET, one job, Psychosis, Release, Server, social anxiety, tiny apartment, warehouse, Welfare

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the admins are all 30-year-old neets with mental illnesses, making every interaction a wild ride!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.

Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, back again, back and better than ever, back for another round, back for good, back for more, back for the long haul, back in action, back in the game, back in the mix, back in the saddle, back in the swing of things, back on the scene, back on track, back to business, back with a vengeance, BackInBlockyBusiness, COMEBACK, I’m Back, long tail, Minecraft, returning, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.

ChunkCraftLOL

anxiety, ChunkCraftLOL, Confidence, depression, emotional, fluctuates, Honesty, hurt, Insecurities, jokes, partner, physique, Promises, ptsd, Reflecting, Rollie Pollie, sensitivity, stress, toughen up, weight

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your in-game character’s weight! Unlike some partners in real life, we understand the importance of creating a positive and supportive environment for all players.

Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!

PresidentialGriefCraft

abuse of power, Accountability, American president, BETRAYAL, consequences, controversial, Corruption, Decision making, disgraceful actions, historical events, History, Impact, Impeachment, leadership, misconduct, Politics, PresidentialGriefCraft, public trust, scandal, unethical behavior, worst thing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ArcticPolarMCServer

Animal Behavior, Animals, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticPolarMCServer, Canadian, conservation, dangerous animals, fatal attack, hunting, North America, Polar bears, rare attack, remote location, safety precautions, Tragedy, wildlife, wildlife attacks, wildlife encounters, wildlife management, worker

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5772
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where polar bears are on the loose and ready to attack!!! watch out for those sneaky bears as you build your dream world in the arctic canadian wilderness. who knows, you might even be the next victim of a polar bear attack! but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with our furry friends. join now for a chance to survive the ultimate bear showdown!

HydroCraft Explosions!

400 POUNDS, Bomb, car explosion, Conflict, Detonation, explosion, explosion force, explosions, explosive device, forces, HydroCraft, Hydrogen, hydrogen bomb, military technology, mirai, Tnt, Toyota, Toyota Mirai, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell you about this one server where a Toyota Mirai got turned into a hydrogen bomb by Ukrainian forces and exploded with the force of 400 pounds of TNT! Can you imagine the chaos and destruction that ensued? It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So if you’re looking for some insane and unpredictable gameplay, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what other wild events will happen next? Join now and be part of the madness!