Kiddo Minecraft Servers

Kiddo

  • ChoreCraft Minecraft Server

    ChoreCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.

    Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!

    And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

    CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

    Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

    Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DealbreakerCraft

    DealbreakerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

    Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

    Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyDrama Minecraft Server

    BlockyDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the drama and manipulative partners, ya know? Like, if you’ve been through some crazy stuff like forgiving someone for cheating and then getting called an asshole for bringing it up later, then this server is for you!

    Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and leave all that toxic relationship baggage behind. We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who will never manipulate you into forgiving them for cheating. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can just focus on having a good time without any guilt trips.

    So, come on over and let’s build some awesome stuff together! Trust us, you won’t find any cheating partners or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FILsNewChildDramaNoThx

    FILsNewChildDramaNoThx

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Imagine a world where your husband’s father is dating a woman younger than you, who is already married to someone else! And get this, she claims she’s pregnant but then says it’s just “liver enlargement.” What a rollercoaster of emotions!

    But wait, there’s more! She posts a photo on Facebook with the caption “Junior,” leaving everyone shocked and confused. And then she tells your mom that your father-in-law wants a “good child” because his existing children are apparently “bad.” Can you believe the audacity?

    Join our server for a chance to experience the drama unfold in real-time. Will the shady girlfriend secure her position in the family? Will the inheritance be at stake? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinnyLegendsCraft

    SkinnyLegendsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.

    No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where u can fight putin without the u.s. cuz europe is in trouble yall. we got putin roaming around causing chaos and u gotta stop him with ur mad minecraft skills. build a wall, make alliances, start a revolution, do whatever it takes to save europe from this nightmare. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we know u gonna need it. so what u waiting for? join now and show putin who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuroBlockCraft: Defend Us from RusCraft

    EuroBlockCraft: Defend Us from RusCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, 500 million Europeans are like, “Yo, 300 million Americans, can you protect us from 140 million Russians?” And like, that’s just crazy, right? So you know this server is gonna be wild and full of epic battles and alliances and stuff. Plus, there’s like, secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests everywhere. So come join the fun and be part of this epic showdown! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty History Avoidance

    Crafty History Avoidance

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn history and make mistakes just like the malicious peeps! we got crazy stories and op info that will blow ur mind. u wont believe the shenanigans that go down in dis server. come join us and be part of the chaos!

    IP: historymistakeslol.About.minecraft

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP