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Chaotic Kiddie Pool – Come for the Storms, Stay for the Bedrock Banter! ☔🎮💼
advanced land claiming, Artmap, banter, bedrock, chaotic, chat report, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Items, Custom Tags, Discord, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, join messages, kiddie, Long-term Gameplay, Marketplaces, Mature Community, player-driven economy, player-run marketplace, Pool, progression-based tools, Quality of Life Commands, smp, stay, storm’s, Survival, tiktok
Server Overview:
Version 1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord Join our Discord community
What Sets Us Apart?
- Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
- Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
- Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
- Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
- Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
- No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
- Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
- Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
- Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
- Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
- Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
- Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
- Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. How do I join the server?
To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.
2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?
Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.
3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?
No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
4. Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?
Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.
5. How can I explore the unique features of Stormy Lagoon?
Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!
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Version	1.21, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord community

Server Overview:

What Sets Us Apart?

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

4. Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

5. How can I explore the unique features of Stormy Lagoon?