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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.
2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.
3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!
4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!
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