KidCraftDelusions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidCraftDelusions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Remember when you thought if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond armor-wearing pigs? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the legendary Pigtopia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Bigfoot, a creature rumored to roam the forests and terrorize unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this mythical beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llama bodyguards? These furry protectors will ensure that no griefers or trolls dare to set foot on our sacred pixelated land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

KidCraftDelusions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3926	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Remember when you thought you could dig to China from your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do it! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey to the center of the Earth where you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with Sir Clucksalot and his feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Quest for the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever finds the Golden Potato will be granted unlimited potatoes for life and the ability to ride a flying pig across the server.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	841
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	953107	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7554	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	15

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?