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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6886 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping rare items left and right. Or maybe you’re building a castle, when a group of friendly zombies show up to help you out with construction.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor. Instead of blowing up your hard work, they’ll leave you a trail of confetti and fireworks to celebrate your building skills.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can have a majestic unicorn by your side?
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly Endermen. See you in the game!
Timothy John Betar, better known as TimTheTatman, is a 
