KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4888	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7556
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	5384
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	627625	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	2288
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5521	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, aunt, Communication, compassion, Conflict, emergency room, family, FRACTURE, health complaints, insensitive, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NieceHealth911, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

Pup-Free Cafe

Arrival, Asshole, Brewery, cafe, Dinner, dog-friendly, Dogs, drinks, Expectations, Friends, group dynamics, indoors, INFORMATION, outdoors, patio, Preference, PupFree, RESERVATION, Restaurant, SPLIT, Table, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

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