Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
On our server, you can build your own virtual bus and never worry about giving up your seat to a kid again. You can even create a special seat just for old ladies with canes – they deserve a comfortable ride too!
Vent to your virtual brother about your real-life encounters with entitled parents, and together, you can strategize on how to handle these situations in the future. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come up with some hilarious pranks to play on entitled passengers in the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a world where kindness and respect reign supreme!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted broccoli that will give you superpowers when you eat it. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs out of your hands? Just munch on some broccoli and watch the magic happen!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant talking potato who gives out quests and rewards to players who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his challenges, he’ll grant you one wish…but be careful what you wish for, because this potato has a mischievous streak!
So come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Who knew that the key to unlocking your true potential was through the power of food?
Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.
Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?
So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!
anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?
But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.
| Server Name | Flaze SMP |
|---|---|
| Modpack | Create: Beyond Industry |
| Number of Mods | 200+ (and counting!) |
Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.
Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!
Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).
How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.
Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!
To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.
Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.
No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.
Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.
Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.
Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.
Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?
We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!
