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GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	153
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	858744	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	7289	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	1045
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4270	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3211	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	187
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mines Excavated:	2013	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!