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Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crops Grown:	4470	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

FerretFrenzyCraft

exotic pets, ferret behavior, ferret bonding, ferret care, ferret companionship, ferret diet, ferret enrichment, ferret health, ferret intelligence, ferret personality, ferret socialization, ferret training, FerretFrenzyCraft, ferrets, furry pets, good pets, pet ownership, Pets, playful pets, small pets, unique pets

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Votes:	7024	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	9075

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	2680
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	54189	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	1267

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	285
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	682416	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!