kid-friendly cooking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToddlerTreatsMC

2 year old, brownie, caramel sauce, co-worker conflict, cookie, cooking with kids, dessert, food allergies, Food Safety, helping in the kitchen, HR complaint, judgmental co-workers, kid-friendly cooking, making decisions, parenting, potluck, potluck etiquette, sign disclosure, ToddlerTreatsMC, work potluck, workplace drama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

Boss, campus life, college, comfy, dropout, educated, Failure, free tuition, freedom, Future, GPA, graduate school, higher education, Job Search, low-status job, lunchtime, Minecraft, opportunity, Professor, smp, stipend, Sweater Weather, well-rounded

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2083
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

Confused, erp, ERP advice, ERP development, ERP expertise, ERP guidance, ERP help, ERP knowledge, ERP resources, ERP skills, ERP strategies, ERP support, ERP techniques, ERP tips, ERP training, how to ERP, learn to ERP, learning ERP, Minecraft, player, smp, what to do, what to say

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

926955916, Company, controversy, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, Happy, Happy Ending, influencers, Minecraft, News, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, Updates

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3691	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

005, 172000, Analysis, data, Decrease, Economy, Figures, finance, Impact, long tail, market, Minecraft, Numbers, Performance, Rampage, RECORD, record low, record-breaking, smp, statistics, tags, trend

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8353	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2037
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Items Found:	5519
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

argentina, assimilation, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural identity, demographic shift, denial, European immigrants, Historical revisionism, immigration, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, Server, societal change, White, white population

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

145503091, Breakup, Closure, Edition, emotions, forgiveness, former, healing, HEARTBREAK, heem, letting go, love, Love Edition, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, romance, Self Discovery, self love, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

amusing, comedy, Doobie, Entertaining, friendship, funny, funny bonding, funny conversations, funny experiences, funny friends, funny girl, funny interactions, Funny Moments, funny personalities, funny quotes, funny situations, getting along, Girls, humor, Humorous, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, socializing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1310
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!

This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

baby boomers, Boomers, drill, economic trends, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, market analysis, market sell off, market sell signals, market volatility, Minecraft, retirement planning, retirement savings, SELL SELL SELL, selling stocks, smp, stock market, stock market crash, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, wealth management

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	2627
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!