Minecraft Madness: ‘hey /b/’ – Join the Craziest Server Ever with Tons of Memes and Mayhem! #minecraft #onlinefun

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9490	Farms Harvested:	239
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3621	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and lawless as the high seas? Well, look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and adventure.

Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where anything goes and pirates roam free. Need a break from building? Take a ride on a pirate ship and plunder some booty with your fellow blocky buccaneers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From crazy pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers!

DoggoDramaServer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	58
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	224	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Farms Harvested:	970
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Animals Bred:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	516251
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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