Kickout Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	995649
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

DadCraft: Kickout Edition

aita, cash jobs, child’s father, children’s well-being, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DadCraft, Edition, employment crisis, financial stress, household bills, Job Search, kick out, Kickout, lack of action, move out, parenting, selfish, Support, threatening, Ultimatum

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1056

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and build epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world drama of job loss and financial stress. No need to worry about bills here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.

We promise not to kick you out if you don’t find diamonds fast enough, unlike some people in the real world. And hey, if you do get kicked out, at least you won’t have to worry about where to go – just respawn and keep playing!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? 😉🔨💎 #minecraftlife

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	244	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	6339	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6651
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ores Mined:	8113
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Votes:	7674

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1232
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4729
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1811
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!