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BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	170
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

CardioCraft: Beat Busters Unlimited

Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy, Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy Diagnosis, beat, Busters, Cardiac Arrhythmias, CardioCraft, Cardiology, Cardiomyopathy Prognosis, Cardiomyopathy Research, Cardiomyopathy Symptoms, Cardiovascular Medicine, Genetic Heart Disorders, Genetic Testing for Heart Diseases, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, Heart Disease Awareness, Heart Disease Treatment, Heart failure, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, Inherited Heart Diseases, Sudden Cardiac Death, Unlimited, Ventricular Arrhythmias

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1521
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and zombies breakdancing to thriller all day erryday.

we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.

our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.

come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DanZorg’s Minecraft Server: Ask Away!

advice, ASK, Assistance, clarification, Consultation, Dan, DanZorgs, Decision making, decision making process, Expertise, guidance, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, problem solving, questions, Recommendations, Server, Suggestions, Support, ZORG

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by DAN, the legendary Minecraft wizard who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our other admin ZORG is a former Ender Dragon tamer who can ride a pig like nobody’s business. Join our server for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ask DAN/ZORG all your burning questions like “Can pigs really fly in Minecraft?” and “What’s the best way to defeat a zombie with a rubber chicken?” Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server anywhere else!

IsraCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ISR, IsraCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, ИЗP, יפן, יפנוזה, יפנית, ישר, ישראל, מהדורת היפנוזה, ספר, ספרות, עברית, קריאה, תרגום, תרגום לאנגלית, תרגום ליפנית, תרגום לעברית, תרגום לקוריאנית, תרגום לרוסית, イスラ, 이스르

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	1994	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magic Items Found:	3912	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – מהדורת היפנוזה! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported to a world where everything was upside down. Trees grew downwards, pigs flew in reverse, and players had to mine from the sky down to bedrock. It was a wild ride, but that player ended up finding the rarest diamond in the universe – the HypnoDiamond!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.

So come join us on מהדורת היפנוזה, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of hypnosis)!

LunchboxLootersMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, discussion, feelings, gift, Honesty, husband, LUNCHBOX, LunchboxLootersMC, Marriage, misunderstanding, office, relationship, Respect, Trust, Upgrade, WIBTA, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Void Gems Collected:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your virtual spouse about giving away your virtual lunchbox to a coworker. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have lunchbox drama, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with intrigue, betrayal, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. See you in the virtual world!

MineMotivationCraft

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, grind, hard work pays off, hustle, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, self improvement, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	112	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only motivation is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will have you working harder than a creeper trying to blow up a village!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as your trusty steed. Who needs motivation when you have the chance to ride into battle on a giant spider armed with a diamond sword?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building contest. So start crafting those blocks and get ready to show off your building skills to win the ultimate prize – unlimited diamonds and a pet baby zombie named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Work hard, play harder, and remember – on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad

air defenses, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, kyiv, Kyivs, military aid, military support, missile defense, nato, Patriot missile system, PatriotCraft, security assistance, squad, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Farms Harvested:	273	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses.

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2186
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	6620	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!