KICKED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Decentralized Network Stack

Boring, decentralized, Downtime, ELYTRA, inauthentic, inconveniences, KICKED, Lag, maintenance, Minecraft, misconfiguration, network stack, Other, Powers, Server, Warning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9716	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

The Decentralized Network Stack

About the server

You will be bored.You will not want to play here.You will get kicked for no apparent reason.If you however join, there is a slight probability that the server will grant you powers.

100% – Inauthentic server guaranteed

Join now and get a free elytra when joining!

Server maintenance

Expect lag, downtime, misconfiguration and other inconveniences while playing.You have been warned.

116.202.217.43:25637

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5486	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

banter, Bigotry, blocky, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, ignorant comments, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable speech, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4405
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

PlongieCraft: Where creepers go to get their butt kicked in style! SMP modded server

Arena, Army, butt, CREEPERS, Custom, cute mobs, Dimensions, Dungeons, KICKED, Kingdoms, laborers, legendary weapons, lord of the rings, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mounts, PlongieCraft, PvP, RPG, Server, smp, Soundtrack, Spells, Style, tes5

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
Custom modded 1.20.1 SMP inspired by lord of the rings/TES5 with magic, dungeons, dimensions, cute mobs, and custom builds.
Server Rules
Be kind and no stealing/griefing. Server has backups in place.
Server IP
74.85.182.85

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the modded server?	The server is inspired by lord of the rings and TES5.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	Players are required to be kind and refrain from stealing or griefing. Backups are available.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can embark on RPG adventures, build kingdoms, hire armies, level followers, tame mounts, find legendary weapons, and cultivate spells.
Is modded experience necessary to join the server?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome to join, including those who want to play casually or focus on building and farming.
Is there any upcoming content or features being added?	The server owner is working on a PvP arena and a custom Elder Scrolls soundtrack resource pack.

Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

college education, coworker conflict, coworker jealousy, Degree, DegreeCraft, Graduation, honors degree, noob, office decor, office dynamics, office etiquette, office politics, professional accomplishments, professional reputation, Proving, proving credentials, proving qualifications, work drama, work environment, work relationships, work success, workplace drama, workplace validation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Animals Bred:	192
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6340
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

CraftingChallenged

Abilities, adaptation, Challenges, comparison, coping, CraftingChallenged, Difficulty, encouragement, Frustration, growth, Improvement, inadequacy, learning, Overcome, perseverance, Personal, resilience, Skills, Struggle, Support, Unique

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

mc.lovver.lat

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl3.bear-land.net

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

AAKW, banter, blocky, Caught, fuckin, Good, huh, Like.., long tail tags, look good, Minecraft, niggas, off the bat, OGs, on the way, paula, see any, Server, SVTYJ, tags, tell you, TN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	225	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2937
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!