We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!
You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!
The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!
Join us and escape the real world drama of job loss and financial stress. No need to worry about bills here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.
We promise not to kick you out if you don’t find diamonds fast enough, unlike some people in the real world. And hey, if you do get kicked out, at least you won’t have to worry about where to go – just respawn and keep playing!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? 😉🔨💎 #minecraftlife
Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!
Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!
But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!
Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!
we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!
and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!
so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
| IP | play.compcraft.org |
|---|---|
| Version | JAVA 1.21 |
Features:
On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!
Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing. |
| Are there free ranks available? | Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server. |
| Can I create and claim my own land? | Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land. |
| Are there any special features unique to the server? | Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy. |
| Is PVP enabled on the server? | Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.
So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!
But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).
So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!