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Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mines Excavated:	1733	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

age gap, Alternative, blocks, Boundaries, BREAKING, coping, CraftyFrustration, desire, Domination, family, FANTASY, Frustrated, Help, illegal, inner conflict, mental health, pet play, rageinducing, seeking advice, step-niece, Struggle, taboo, temptation, Therapeutic, Therapy, Time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
New Chunks Explored:	567677	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

citizenship, citizenship application, citizenship benefits, citizenship ceremony, citizenship interview, citizenship laws, citizenship oath, citizenship obligations, citizenship process, citizenship requirements, citizenship responsibilities, citizenship rights, citizenship test, cultural integration, cultural norms, customs, EARNED, handshake, HandshakeCraft, immigration, naturalization, SHAKE, social etiquette, Time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, bros, Corrupted, Deception, Die, Disappointment, disbelief, dreams, false idol, forgiveness, healing, Idol, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Recover, Redemption, SAVIOR, Self Discovery, shock, Trust, Unicornchads

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!