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SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mines Excavated:	3138	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Animals Bred:	55	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4786
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

Accountability, addiction, Bedwars, blocky, coping mechanisms, determination, discipline, distractions, Epic, goal-setting, healthy habits, Hub, Join, Masturbation, memes, mental toughness, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, PvP, resilience, self-control, sexual temptation, strategies, support system, Survival, urges

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	187918
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

2024.., Adventures, aspirations, average Canadian, Budget, consumerism, CraftyCanucks24, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, Environment, family, Future, GamerGoals, Government, Healthcare, Housing, Lifestyle, Maple, MinecraftMadness, pixelpunching, savings, Side, Syrup, Technology, trends, VALUES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7218
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3060	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

ClockWaifu’sJugsMCserver/vt/

1. Stop, 10. cute, 11. wife’s tits, 12. vt tags, 13. cute clock wife, 14. stop looking at, 15. looking at, 16. wife’s boobs, 17. clock wife, 18. vt community, 19. stop staring, 2. looking, 20. clock wife’s., 3. cute clock, 4. wife’s, 5. tits, 6. vt, 7. stop looking, 8. wife, 9. clock, ClockWaifusJugsMCservervt

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even ogle at cute clock wives’ tits in peace? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your clock wife fantasies! Join us for epic adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and of course, plenty of clock wife tit-staring opportunities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get your fill of pixelated perversion!