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DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyRoutineUpgrade

CraftyRoutineUpgrade, daily habits, daily rituals, daily routine, happiness habits, healthy habits, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, personal growth, positive habits, positive impact, productivity boost, routine change, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small changes, stress reduction, Time management, wellness practices

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4458
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the Macarena, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our custom mods will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…long story).

GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	140
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	687694
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9951
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	458

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	49421	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!