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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	126490	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4402
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Items Found:	1789
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ores Mined:	6925	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5941
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	2650

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2588
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1868
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!