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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4974 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!