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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ores Mined:	2216	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	23

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1755	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Farms Harvested:	862

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
New Chunks Explored:	508302	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7240
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ores Mined:	6833	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!