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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8382 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 430 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.