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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7983 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 267 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
And don’t even get us started on high heels – who needs ’em when you can strut your stuff in blocky pixelated fashion? We’re all about keeping it real and having a blast in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So come join us on our server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, and where the only thing getting reduced is the amount of time you spend not playing with us! Who needs “muh health reasons” when you can have a hilarious time with us? Let’s get building, mining, and laughing our way through this crazy adventure together!