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BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3203
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	6294
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, Air Force, aita, borrowed car, break up, BroSisCraft, brothers girlfriend, Contribute, ex boyfriend, guests, hunting down, Involved, kicking out, Lease, living together, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ONLINE, Passive, pay rent, Server, shared interests, threatening

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	354201
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorites Collected:	0

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

meowmine.good-mc.ru

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ores Mined:	8468
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!