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  • Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

    Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3933
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

    In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

    But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

    And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

    But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 8791
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Magic Items Found: 8284 Animals Bred: 82
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 5394
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5754 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1214
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2640 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4489
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1617
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 New Chunks Explored: 283252
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 183
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8520
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Divine Spears Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3794
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1437
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 220254
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7940
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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