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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3256
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Trust Issues in Hololie: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where trust is just a myth like unicorns and leprechauns in real life. We promise you a wild ride filled with betrayal, drama, and plot twists that even M. Night Shyamalan would be jealous of.

Join us if you’re tired of the boring, predictable servers out there. Here, you’ll never know who’s a friend or foe. Maybe that cute little llama you befriended is actually plotting to steal all your diamonds. Or perhaps that friendly enderman is secretly a spy for the creeper army.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of our server’s admin team. Just remember, in this world, trust is a luxury you can’t afford.

Crafty Scammy Mine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	6201
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Potions Brewed:	83	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!