KeylessKarma Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	9847	Dragon Eggs Found:	8204
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

CraftyJontronBros

bros, CraftyJontronBros, feel, Good, I don’t feel so good, jontron, Jontronbros

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6621
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

1. Europe, accomplishment, achievement, blocky, brexit, built, Development, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Fixed, improvement 2. European Union, leadership 3. Progress, Minecraft, Politics, Repair, restoration, success, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

Blocky Banter Blvd

ai art, algorithmic art, Artificial Intelligence, banter, bing.com/create, blocky, blvd, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, Technology, Thread, visual art

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3777
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

2024.., Beliefs, Bigotry, Christianity, close-minded, Crafty, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, FAITH, Gay, ignorance, intolerance, judgmental, LGBTQ, long trail tags, McCraftface, offensive, Religion, Running, Server, still believing in Jesus, stupid, tags

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?