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Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

Anime, Brain, chainsaw man, cute, Die, episode, fear, Forgot, Girl’s Last Tour, GuP das finale, GuPdasFinaleObsessed, headpats, Hug, kettenkrad, lolik, Minecraft, News, non-sexual, pondscum, smp, Watching, yuuri

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	4938
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of watching anime and want to join a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who love giving headpats just like in Girls’ Last Tour. Our server is so cute, you’ll want to hug everyone you see (again, non-sexual, we’re not pondscum here). Join us for a wild ride filled with chainsaw man references and GuP das finale discussions. Who needs anime when you have our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

SisterDateShowdown

Communication Issues, Cultural differences, destination wedding, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, international wedding, long distance relationships, Save the Date, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, SisterDateShowdown, wedding clash, wedding coordination, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling, wedding stress

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	4396
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as the creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a wedding feud or two! Just like the story of one player who found out her sister scheduled her wedding on the same day as hers, and now they’re in a showdown to see who can have the most epic celebration. Will it be a clash of swords or a battle of cake? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on down and join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll find here!

AttractiCraft

AMBITION, AttractiCraft, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term potential, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Crack-Proof Momma’s Server

acceptance, bereavement, childhood memories, coping, CrackProof, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, family dynamics, Grief, healing, letting go, long-term effects, Loss, mental health, mommas, mother’s death, moving on, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping on cracks, superstitions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can step on CRACKS ALL U WANT cuz my mom died and now i have the POWER. u can build ur own CRACKS and jump on them like a crazy person. we have a secret CRACK dimension where u can find all the diamonds u want but be careful cuz the CRACK monsters will get u. join now for the CRACK-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

DocCraft: Healing Blocks & Battling Burnout

ai, BATTLING, billing, blocks, Burnout, clinical notes, DocCraft, DOCTORS, documentation, electronic health records, healing, Healthcare, healthcare administration, healthcare industry, healthcare system, Healthcare Technology, job dissatisfaction, medical billing, Medical Profession, patient care, physician burnout, team-based documentation, Time management, work pressure

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5855	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this minecraft server, right? and, like, you’re just mining away, building your little house and stuff. but then, out of nowhere, a group of doctors show up! and they’re like, “hey, we need your help documenting our notes so we can bill more patients!”

and you’re just like, “what the heck? i’m just trying to play minecraft here!” but then they start offering you diamonds and enchanted gear in exchange for helping them out. and you’re like, “well, i do love me some shiny diamonds…”

so you start helping them out, typing away in the chat while still trying to build your house. and before you know it, you’re part of this crazy team-based documentation squad, documenting notes for doctors while fighting off creepers and zombies.

but hey, at least you’re getting paid in diamonds, right? so come join this wild minecraft server and help out some overworked doctors while also building the coolest house on the block!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is…cheesy!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Community, dente, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, is…cheesy, macaroniland, midis, music disk, pasta, Plugins, PvP, rp, Server, Shop, Sit, Skills, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Waystones

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	Join our Discord

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school vibe, PvP, a friendly community, and unique features. The server has been running for a few months and features several towns, a spawn shop, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins like waystones and brewery.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I expect on this server?	Expect a standard survival experience with a friendly yet chaotic community, towns, PvP, a spawn shop, starter kits, and unique features.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, the server features plugins like waystones, brewery, and rp sit, along with other community-requested plugins.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

CraftySimServer – Minecraft Server

Anon curated, build challenge, CC Essentials, CraftySimServer, custom content, ea games, FAQs, gameplay guides, guides, Minecraft, Mods, Paid CC Downloads, Patreon, Procgen Mansion, Server, Sims, sims 2, sims 3, Sims Shellcaster, The Gallery, The Repository, The Sims General, TS4 Update, TS4DB

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We have build challenges that will test your skills to the limit, like building something out of a procedurally generated mansion or creating a masterpiece from a shell. And don’t even get us started on the current TS4 update and version number – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re living in a simulation!

But wait, there’s more! Our repository is filled with Sims, lots, and custom content that will make your head spin. And if you’re tired of The Gallery, check out TS4DB – it’s like The Gallery on steroids. Need guides, FAQs, and game downloads? We’ve got you covered with links that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom.

And let’s not forget about mods and custom content. We have a guide to finding CC that will blow your mind, plus essential CC for Sims 3 and 4 that will make your virtual world pop like never before. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, check out our Patreon and paid CC downloads for that extra touch of luxury.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, wildest, most outrageous gaming experience of your life. Previous threads? Lewd threads? We’ve got it all, baby. See you on the other side!

ShortStackLatinaGF Minecraft SMP

4’11” latina, Domination, FANTASY, fetish, fuck, Girlfriend, Intimacy, Kinky, latina girlfriend, lingerie, Minecraft, Naughty, PETITE, relationship, Roleplay, seduction, sexual, short, ShortStackLatinaGF, smp, Straight.., Submission, taboo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	8551	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a 4’11” Latina girlfriend appears out of nowhere and decides to spice things up by… well, you know. And the best part? You get to keep playing Minecraft while it’s happening! Who says you can’t multitask?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the wacky, wild, and downright absurd adventures that await you. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BarberBanterCraft

Argument, Barber, BarberBanterCraft, Client, Communication, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversial views, Cultural differences, cultural understanding, Gender Roles, Haircut, Masculinity, Misogyny, perspective, relationship, resolution, Respect, silent bystander, tolerance, Traditional

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	7543
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the barbers have their own unique opinions! Join us for a haircut and a debate on gender roles, masculinity, and traditional views. Our barber from Africa will keep you entertained with his outrageous comments and stories. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about different cultures while getting your hair trimmed. So come on in, laugh, argue, and enjoy the most cost-effective haircut in the area! Just remember, leave your girlfriend at home if she can’t handle the heat of our barber’s hot takes. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MexiCraft: Obrador’s Embassy Pause

American embassy, bilateral relations, communication breakdown, criticism, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, disagreement, Embassy, foreign affairs, Government, international diplomacy, international politics, judicial reform, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Obradors, pause, political controversy, president Obrador, Tension, US embassy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, dis server is so lit dat even mexico is pausin their relationship with da US embassy cuz dey cant handle how awesome dis server is! like, president Obrador was playin on dis server and he was like “yo dis is too good, gotta pause dat relationship with da US embassy cuz dis minecraft server is my new bff!” so if u wanna be as cool as president Obrador, u gotta join dis server ASAP! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get superpowers and can fly like a majestic unicorn! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure ever!