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WE GOT CRAZY PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT LIKE A UKRAINIAN TROOP OR A BELARUS DICTATOR, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!
BUILD YOUR OWN DICTATORSHIP OR JOIN FORCES WITH THE UKRAINIAN TROOPS TO TAKE DOWN LUKASHENKO!
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Survival server with a unique twist, available on both Java and Bedrock! Dive into a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK, new fishing mechanics and a lot more to come all in one place. Unlike any other Malaysian Minecraft server, this one is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Expect casual updates and fresh content from time to time, ensuring there’s always something new to explore!
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