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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.
In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.
So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].
Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
