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PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	417518	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	497096	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, confidence boost, CREEPERS, diet, exercise routine, fitness goals, gym motivation, health journey, healthy lifestyle, muscle gain, Physical fitness, portly gentleman, self improvement, self-care, strength training, weight loss, weightlifting, weightmaxxing, wellness journey, workout inspiration

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4412
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!