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KetoCraft

  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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  • KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

    KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

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  • KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

    KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender
    OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

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  • KetoCraft: Socially Restored

    KetoCraft: Socially Restored
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.

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  • KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

    KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors
    so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

    we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

    join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

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