Ketocraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

nutrition research, health outcomes, cholesterol levels, LDL cholesterol, cardiovascular disease

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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KetoCraft: Mortality Down 24%

health benefits, disease prevention, metabolic health, wellness, research findings

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only ketogentic food and lower our mortality rate by 24%! our hearts are so healthy they sparkle like diamonds in the sun. we use sociodemographic and lifestyle data to make sure our players are living their best lives in the virtual world. join us and live forever in minecraft paradise!

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KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

preventative healthcare., Medical research, blood sugar control, disease management, personalized nutrition

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

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KetoCraft: Socially Restored

Experimental Study, isolation effects, Restored, (R)-ketamine, animal models

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.

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KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

ketosis, Aging mice, cognitive function, synapse, neurological health

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

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FoodWarsCraft

food assistance, food shortage, water shortage, food access, research

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

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Mateee’s tiny server: where the only thing that’s modded is the amount of laughs we share! Join now on 1.16.5! Apply for the Exclusive Guest List!

Whitelist, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, list, apply, mateee’s server

MateeMinecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.5 SMP
Goal	Create a small, friendly community for players to have fun and build together
Server Type	Modded server with mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
Server Address	mateeeminecraft.uk.to

Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I join the server?

If you want to join, send a message to the server admin and they will add you to the whitelist and send you the modpack.

What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods such as tinkers construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more.

Is there a discord server for the community?

Yes, there is a discord server that players can join to communicate with each other.

Minecraft server: WatamoteCraft

Bratty, shit talk, Watamote, Anime, school life

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with sassy joshikosei who will roast you harder than a marshmallow over a campfire. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and maybe even make some frenemies along the way.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as savage as they are hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to find it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the “Shit talk bratty joshikosei edition” Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

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MineBridges Minecraft Server

search, Hollywood, Actor, Server, Jeff Bridges

Are you tired of Sir Jeff Bridges demanding too much money on your current Minecraft server? Well, fear not! We have the perfect solution for you. Our server has found the one and only player who jumped on the first greyhound out to join us. Legend has it that he can build a house in Minecraft faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Join us this evening and witness the epicness unfold!

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ToyCraft: Nephew Edition

Gender norms, nephew, sibling rivalry, Edition, traditional beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

We welcome all players, no matter their interests or hobbies. Just like how we support Jack and his love for dolls, we support YOU and whatever makes you happy in the game!

Our server is a safe space for creativity and individuality, just like Jack’s dollhouse is a safe space for his imagination to run wild. Don’t let anyone tell you what you should or shouldn’t enjoy – embrace your inner dollhouse builder and join us today!

Plus, we have drama to rival any family feud! Join us and witness the epic showdown between siblings, parents, and in-laws over a dollhouse. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on down and join the fun! Build, explore, and maybe even start your own family feud – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there!

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