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Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Towns Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Birthday, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, Conversation, cousin, Dinner, disorders, Drool, family, Feed, Friend, friendship, head, insensitive jokes, insensitivity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Statements

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	652
Potions Brewed:	147	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

BulldogBanterMC

aita, bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	6057	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP

breaking down, coping mechanisms, crying, emotional expression, emotional release, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, expressing feelings, Gender norms, ManlyTearsMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, mental health, mental toughness, Only men, seeking help, self-care, societal expectations, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo bro, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is only for the manliest of men. We’re talking about chopping down trees with our bare hands, wrestling creepers to the ground, and building epic mansions out of diamond blocks. If you’ve never shed a tear in your life, then this is the server for you!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!

BlockBlingCraft

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBlingCraft, determination, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, progress, recognition, satisfaction, self improvement, self-fulfillment, success, wealth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Do you want to be a Minecraft millionaire? Do you dream of owning a virtual mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Then you need to join our server, where success is measured in stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples!

On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!

PutinCraft2022

Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic dialogue, foreign policy, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, phone call, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft2022, russia, trump, ukraine war, world news

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3365	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics

Pixel Pencil Academy

Academy, Classroom, digital literacy, digital writing, education, educational trends, Future, future of learning, handwriting, handwriting skills, innovation, Keyboard, learning, modern education, Pen and Paper, pencil, PIXEL, SCHOOLs, teaching, Technology, technology in education, traditional skills, Writing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3192
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	139
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well get ready for a wild ride, my dudes. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.

join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Survival 1.12.2 Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, building, Community, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, PvE, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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Mystic Survival

16+, Adventure, building, Cities, Community, Contests, Datapack, Discord, Events, Explore, Fun, Giveaways, join us, mystic, New server, Positive Environment, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tournaments, Uptime

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	144	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Server Name	Mystic Survival
Server Type	Survival Minecraft Server
Server Features	[Custom Features/Plugins] – Vanilla Tweaks datapack, Simple Voice Chat Friendly & Welcoming Community Discord Community
Why Join Us?	Awesome Events & Contests 24/7 Uptime Diverse gameplay options
Server Info	Version: 1.21.4 Discord Community Dynmap

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is friendly and helpful, so don’t hesitate to join!

Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While we do not have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.

Can I suggest new features or plugins for the server?

Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas with us on our Discord community or in-game.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Make sure to follow the server rules and guidelines while engaging in PvP activities.

How can I participate in server events and contests?

Keep an eye on our Discord community and in-game announcements for information on upcoming events and contests. Participation details will be provided for each event.

Mystic Ore Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anonymous No. 95294069 Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Unknown Enigma Detective Secret Puzzle Clues Intrigue Mysterious Hidden Solving Uncover Unsolved Conundrum, mystic, ore, Valley

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

t tell you the name of this Minecraft server, but let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.

You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!