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Nero’sKetamineCourt Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have french senators getting lit on ketamine like its a rave in ancient rome. we got emperors setting everything on fire and courtiers bowing down like they’re in a bad reality tv show. it’s a total circus up in here, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a fever dream. so grab your pickaxe and come join the madness, because who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? -
Trippy Hospital Havoc
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!
But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW! -
Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.
we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!
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I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
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Ketamine Safe Zone
do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future! -
TranqCraft: Dope Withdrawal Fun
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well i got the perfect place for u! come join our server where we offer the most epic withdrawal treatment using short acting opioids, ketamine, and other crazy meds!we promise u will have a blast as u mine, build, and fight off creepers while also getting the best treatment for ur tranq dope withdrawal! u won’t find this kind of treatment anywhere else, trust me!
join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures as u journey through our server. who knows, u might even find a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds! so what r u waiting for? come join us now and let the fun begin!
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Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”
Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.