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Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2164	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	165	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
New Chunks Explored:	158385	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	216
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	8148	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyDragQueen’s LOL Mine

Comment, CraftyDragQueens, crossdressing, gay sex, Girls, hobby, Kawaii, lewd, lol, Media, penis, perv, Show, Straight.., Virgin, Western, YouTuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be a crossdressing Youtuber without any judgment! Join us and openly tell everyone you’re straight and have already lost your virginity – because who says crossdressing is just for fun?

Our server’s chat is 90% girls coming to say how kawaii you are, with almost zero perv trannys making lewd comments. It’s a safe space for all your crossdressing adventures!

So why not join us and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any creepy comments asking to see your penis or imagining gay sex. Let’s keep it classy and fabulous on our server – because why not? 😉🌈👗

Join now and let your crossdressing dreams come true!

Crafty Memes & Blocks – LOL Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Enchantments Applied:	259
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6737	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build pixelated masterpieces with a community crazier than a herd of Endermen on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it Phase Connect. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ghasts).

With official character references that will make your head spin faster than a Blaze in a tornado, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. Plus, with unofficial archives that are more mysterious than a hidden Stronghold, you’ll uncover secrets that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community crazier than a pack of Wolves in a Villager convention. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is the diamond in the rough of Minecraft servers.