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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8106 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 116 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!