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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	6949
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Farms Harvested:	110	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1588
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	119
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1373
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

AnimeMania Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, AnimeMania, childhood memories, classic anime, comedy, defining anime, friendship, high school, iconic series, important show, japanese animation, Kawaii, Lucky Star, Medium, Minecraft, nostalgic, otaku culture, pop culture, Server, slice of life, wee babby

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like the Lucky Star of Minecraft servers – defining what it means to be awesome in every blocky way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a magical girl anime. Build your own world and show off your creativity to fellow players who will be in awe of your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens – only on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that will make you say, “Move over Lucky Star, there’s a new sheriff in town!”

Rent-A-Boyfriend: AITA Edition

6 weeks, Afford, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Edition, Europe, Europe rent, living arrangement, long distance, MONEY, occupying, Rent, RentABoyfriend, roommate, small room, Space, split rent

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of space? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fair rent distribution even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your roommates from around the world. Will they be shocked when you ask for a fair share of the virtual rent? Will they try to compromise by offering you less virtual money because they’re still paying rent in their virtual European apartment? The drama unfolds on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate roommate simulator in Minecraft. Who knew virtual rent could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate virtual landlord or if you’ll be labeled as the virtual asshole for asking for your fair share of the virtual rent!

CraftyGoodVibes

Acts of kindness, Bright spots, CraftyGoodVibes, Encouraging developments, Global progress, Heartwarming initiatives, hidden gems, Hopeful trends, Humanitarian efforts, inspirational stories, Inspiring movements, Lesser-known achievements, Lesser-publicized positivity, Optimistic news, Positive Change, positive news, Small victories, Underreported good news, Unnoticed successes, Unrecognized advancements., Uplifting events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poop out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen! Who knew saving the world could be this much fun?

CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

$50bn Aid Deal, 50bn, Adventure, aid, CraftyCreeperJoes, crisis response, Democracies Can Deliver, Democracy, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european union, FOREIGN AID, G7, global affairs, global politics, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, joe biden, president biden, security assistance, summit, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CellularRespawnCraft

biology, Bodies, cells, CellularRespawnCraft, Consciousness, Existence, Flawed, human experience, Identity, Memories, mortality, multiple lives, Perception, philosophy, Regeneration, Reincarnation, Renewal, Replacement, Science, Self, transformation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3476
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchantments Applied:	240
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

yo, so like, have you ever thought about how we’re basically living multiple lives in multiple bodies cuz our cells keep changin’ and our memories are all messed up? well, if you wanna experience that on a whole new level, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a whole new body, livin’ a whole new life in the minecraft world. one minute you’re a pig, the next you’re a creeper, then boom, you’re a freakin’ enderman! it’s like a never-ending cycle of reincarnation but in blocky form.

and get this, each time you respawn, you gotta complete a wild challenge to unlock a new body. one time you might have to build a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks, and the next you might have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. it’s bonkers, but it’s so much fun!

so if you’re lookin’ for a server that’ll make you question your existence while havin’ a blast, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true meaning of life in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up as a blocky chicken. either way, it’s gonna be a riot!